The Official Blog Of A Confused Blogger
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
Physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
do u ever just look at a gif and ask yourself ‘why?’
(via boobs-and-champagne)
there’s a special place in hell for people who don’t close your door when they leave the room when your door was originally closed
(via lion-beth)
(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via the-krusty-crew)
its funny because people think im quiet
but im just listening to everyones conversations
and figuring out your weaknesses
and ill use them against you to get further in life
because i hate everyone
(via staringodd)
(Source: wtfmark123, via pricklylegs)
man this dash is boring
who wants me to spice this up
I’ll help
(Source: bleinderson, via alyssaisaninja)
